Tue, 17th Jul — 162,902 notes
#animals #kitty #Oh My God
Mon, 16th Jul — 158 notes
#shoes #Oh My God
digatisdi:

meghantonjes:

radiationkid:

southern-humidity:


Ben & Jerry’s release combination lock that fits on tubs to stop others stealing your ice cream

Need this now so my family will stop mooching off my ice cream.

Omfg this is absolutely amazing

the point where you realize you have a problem.

There is actually a serious problem in my house where some people who shall not be named (my family) are routinely responsible for the disappearance of the ice cream I purchase with my own money.
Iʻm actually considering buying this because goddammit itʻs my ice cream. I worked for it.

YES.
Tue, 26th Jun — 1,782 notes
#Oh My God #ice cream #i want all these things
hudsonrainsnottheriver:

themetalgentleman:

do-you-have-a-flag:

thegestianpoet:

i just went for a run in my neighborhood
as i have done most nights for the past week or two
and tonight i ran past a woman walking her dog and i thought the dog was pooping 
AND FOR SOME INSANELY STUPID REASON I DECIDED TO TELL HER “IT’S OK” THAT HER DOG WAS POOPING AS I RAN BY
only I had just done hills and was really out of breath 
so I’M PRETTY SURE it came out as 
“IT’S OK IF YOU POOP”
LIKE THIS

I TOLD A WOMAN IT WAS OK FOR HER TO POOP AND THEN RAN AWAY FROM HER
HOW DO I REMAIN IN THIS UNIVERSE 

I’m sure she was very relieved

I’m laughing of this post for the past 15 minutes.
I don’t know how to sTOP PLEASE SEND HELP

if only you could hear the giggles.
Wed, 23rd May — 9,823 notes
#hahahahahaha #Oh My God #I can't

imwhippedandinloveandistillrock:

twiggy114:

A dog guarding his masters bike….So cute. You guys have to watch it. OMG and the ending. 

dude, the ending though for real 

Fri, 4th May — 28,068 notes
#puppy #Oh My God

Thu, 3rd May — 11,994 notes
#animals #Oh My God #eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Sun, 29th Apr — 106,057 notes
#baby #food #Oh My God

Sat, 28th Apr — 161,982 notes
#Oh My God #kitty

Tue, 27th Dec — 790 notes
#puppy #I can't #Oh My God

velarfricative:


Supermassive Black Hole
Vocals only - Muse

HHHNNGGG

494845 listens
Mon, 26th Dec — 113,459 notes
#music #muse #Oh My God

Mon, 21st Nov — 4,455 notes
#recipes #food #Oh My God

Sun, 20th Nov — 63,556 notes
#kitty #Oh My God
hudsonrainsnottheriver:

poetry-orsomethinglikeit:

or putting it through the washer…

i would never, ever win this award.

I am trying, so so so hard. Current vanilla aloe vera one I got in Cape Town in January is amazing and works wonders and smells so good and I am so determined to use it through till the end. I can’t carry it around with me anymore because the cap is loose but maybe it’s better that way because it sits in my makeup box and is (somewhat) safe there.
Tue, 4th Oct — 27 notes
#chapstick #Oh My God #personal
scarlettmi:

missrenaaa:

Nutella Stuffed French Toast (click-through link for recipe!)

It’s the fault of the cruel motherfucker who reblogged this across my dash that I’ve reblogged it across yours. How could I not inflict this kind of yumminess on others? Also… not licking my screen right now. Totally not licking my screen right now.
Wed, 21st Sep — 568 notes
#Oh My God #fuck you #food

Mon, 12th Sep — 10,457 notes
#animals #Snow Weasel #least weasel #Oh My God